BS 10 Scotland's Depraved (The Sheep Song)
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Sung To The Tune Of Scotland the Brave

Bring me my Whiskey mother
I'm feeling frisky mother
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night

I need a lover mother
No not my brother mother
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night

Gerbils can't take it mother
They just don't make it mother
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night

Owls, bats, and other critters
Just tend to give me jitters
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night

Sheep never talk about it 
They never ever doubt it
Always so placid, affectionate and nice

Bring me that lanolin,
Better than flannaline
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night

Performer(s) Christine the Good