BS 10 Scotland's Depraved (The Sheep Song)
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Sung To The Tune Of Scotland the Brave
Bring me my Whiskey mother
I'm feeling frisky mother
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night
I need a lover mother
No not my brother mother
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night
Gerbils can't take it mother
They just don't make it mother
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night
Owls, bats, and other critters
Just tend to give me jitters
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night
Sheep never talk about it
They never ever doubt it
Always so placid, affectionate and nice
Bring me that lanolin,
Better than flannaline
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night
Performer(s) Christine the Good