BS 02 Johnny Be Fair 
                              Unknown
Johnny be fair and Johnny be fine
He wants me for to wed
And I would marry Johnny but me father up and said
I'm sorry to tell you daughter what your mother never knew
But Johnny here is a son of mine, and so he's kin to you

Oh, Billy be fair and Billy be fine
He wants me for to wed
And I would marry Billy but me father up and said
I'm sorry to tell you daughter what your mother never knew
But Billy too is a son of mine, and so he's kin to you

Well never did you see a girl so sorry as I was
All the lads in town are kin, me father is the cause
If things should thus continue I shall die a single miss
I'm going to go to mother and complain to her of this

Well daughter haven't I told you to forgive and to forget
Your father sowed his wild oats and still you needn't fret
He may have fathered all the single lads in town, but still 
He's not the one that sired you so marry who ye will!
Performer(s) Francesca Etc. Etc.,
                       Bronwyn the Mischievous