James the Tormentor (of Seagirt)
and others
Sung To The Tune Of Doh A Deer
TIP a shot that's really light
LIGHT a blow I will not take
GLANCE a blow that's almost good
FLAT means you made a mistake
LOW it means you hit my knee
ARM you're really bugging me
GROIN you've got no chivalry
That will bring us back to tip
Tip tip tip.