OOPS 09 Tom The Toad 
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Sung To The Tune Of O Christmas Tree

Oh, Tom the toad, Oh, Tom the toad, 
Why are you lying on the road? 
Oh, Tom the toad, Oh, Tom the toad, 
Why are you lying on the road? 
You did not see the car ahead; 
Now you're all marked with tire tread. 
Oh, Tom the toad, Oh, Tom the toad, 
Why are you lying on the road? 

Oh Sam the Ham, oh Sam the Ham, 
Why are you lying in the pan? 
Oh Sam the Ham, oh Sam the Ham, 
Why are you lying in the pan? 
Did you not see the oven door 
And now you're cooked forevermore! 
Oh Sam the Ham, oh Sam the Ham, 
Why are you lying in the pan? 

Oh Jake the Snake, oh Jake the Snake 
You didn't see that garden rake. 
Oh Jake the Snake, oh Jake the Snake 
You didn't see that garden rake. 
You used to be so long and thin, 
And now you are red and grim. 
Oh Jake the Snake, oh Jake the Snake, 
You did not see that garden rake. 

Oh Tom the Snake, oh Tom the Snake, 
Why did you jump into the lake? 
Oh Tom the Snake, oh Tom the Snake, 
Why did you jump into the lake? 
You did not know you could not swim, 
And now you are what's left of him, 
Oh Tom the Snake, oh Tom the Snake, 
Why did you jump into the lake? 

Oh Sue the skunk, oh Sue the skunk, 
Why did you make my tires go klunk? 
Oh Sue the skunk, oh Sue the skunk, 
Why did you make my tires go klunk? 
You did not look from East to West 
Now on the road there's such a mess. 
Oh Sue the skunk, oh Sue the skunk, 
Why did you make my tires go klunk? 

Oh Sam the snake, oh Sam the snake, 
Why do you lie out there and bake? 
Oh Sam the snake, oh Sam the snake, 
Why do you lie out there and bake? 
You did not see that truck go by. 
Now you look like a butterfly. 
Oh Sam the snake, oh Sam the snake, 
Why do you lie out there and bake? 

Oh Possum Pete, oh Possum Pete, 
There's nothing left but hair and feet. 
Oh Possum Pete, oh Possum Pete, 
There's nothing left but hair and feet. 
You thought you'd beat that bus across, 
Now you look like a pile of moss. 
Oh Possum Pete, oh Possum Pete, 
There's nothing left but hair and feet. 

Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, 
Why did you jump out in the road? 
Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, 
Why did you jump out in the road? 
You were my friend, and now you're dead, 
You bear the marks of tire tread. 
Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, 
Why did you jump out in the road? 

Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, 
Why did you jump out in the road? 
Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, 
Why did you jump out in the road? 
You did not see yon passing car, 
And now you're stretched out on the tar. 
Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, 
Why did you jump out in the road? 

Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, 
Why did you jump out in the road? 
Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, 
Why did you jump out in the road? 
You hopped out to the yellow line 
And turned into a streak of slime. 
Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, 
Why did you jump out in the road? 

Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, 
Why did you jump out in the road? 
Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, 
Why did you jump out in the road? 
It's clear to all you're in a rut, 
We all did see your gushing gut. 
Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, 
Why did you jump out in the road? 

Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, 
Why did you jump out in the road? 
Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, 
Why did you jump out in the road? 
There was a loud and awful crash 
For poor old Tom had just got smashed 
Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, 
Why did you jump out in the road? 

Oh Bill the bug, oh Bill the bug 
What are you doing on the rug? 
Oh Bill the bug, oh Bill the bug 
What are you doing on the rug? 
You did not see the foot ahead 
And now your just a spot of red 
Oh Bill the bug, oh Bill the bug 
What are you doing on the rug? 

Oh Sammy the snake, Oh Sammy the snake 
Why are you lying in the lake? 
Oh Sammy the snake, Oh Sammy the snake 
Why are you lying in the lake? 
You did not see the boat ahead 
And now you are motor tread 
Oh Sammy the snake, Oh Sammy the snake 
Why are you lying in the lake? 

Oh, Mat the cat, oh Mat the cat, 
Why is your tail so crooked like that? 
Oh, Mat the cat, oh Mat the cat, 
Why is your tail so crooked like that? 
You caught it in the vacuum machine [Eyoww!], 
And now you're acting awfully mean. 
Oh, Mat the cat, oh Mat the cat, 
That's why your tail is crooked like that. 

Oh Fred the fish, oh Fred the fish 
Why are you lying on the dish? 
Oh Fred the fish, oh Fred the fish 
Why are you lying on the dish? 
You did not see the hook ahead 
And now your head is stuffed with bread 
Oh Fred the fish, oh Fred the fish 
Why are you lying on the dish? 

Oh, kitty cat, oh, kitty cat 
Why does your tongue hang out like that? 
Oh, kitty cat, oh, kitty cat 
Why does your tongue hang out like that? 
Why were you running from the mutts? 
Now that truck, spread out your guts... 
Oh, kitty cat, oh, kitty cat 
Why does your tongue hang out like that? 

Arm'dillo Tex, Arm'dillo Tex, 
Why are you looking so perplexed? 
Arm'dillo Tex, Arm'dillo Tex, 
Why are you looking so perplexed? 
Across the yellow line you strayed, 
The truck hit you - like a grenade! 
Arm'dillo Tex, Arm'dillo Tex, 
Why are you looking so perplexed? 

Oh Froggie Fred, Oh Froggie Fred, 
Why do you lie there stone-cold dead? 
Oh Froggie Fred, Oh Froggie Fred, 
Why do you lie there stone-cold dead? 
You didn't look as you jumped out, 
A ten-ton truck ran up your snout! 
Oh Froggie Fred, Oh Froggie Fred, 
Why do you lie there stone-cold dead? 

Oh Swallow Sam, Oh Swallow Sam, 
What turned your body into jam? 
Oh Swallow Sam, Oh Swallow Sam, 
What turned your body into jam? 
In the air you'd quickly speed, 
An eighteen-wheeler made you bleed. 
Oh Swallow Sam, Oh Swallow Sam, 
What turned your body into jam? 

Oh Doggie Spot, Oh Doggie Spot, 
Upon the road you're such a blot. 
Oh Doggie Spot, Oh Doggie Spot, 
Upon the road you're such a blot. 
Out in the lane you boldly went, 
Now your bod's not worth a cent! 
Oh Doggie Spot, Oh Doggie Spot, 
Upon the road you're such a blot. 

Oh Bunny Ben, Oh Bunny Ben, 
Why is your body flat and thin? 
Oh Bunny Ben, Oh Bunny Ben, 
Why is your body flat and thin? 
Out on the road you quickly jumped, 
You didn't count on getting bumped. 
Oh Bunny Ben, Oh Bunny Ben, 
Why is your body flat and thin? 

Oh Billy Bat, Oh Billy Bat, 
Why are you lying still like that? 
Oh Billy Bat, Oh Billy Bat, 
Why are you lying still like that? 
Along the road you swooped and flapped, 
But a trucker's windshield got you zapped! 
Oh Billy Bat, Oh Billy Bat, 
Why are you lying still like that? 

Oh Turtle Ted, Oh turtle Ted, 
Your shell's all broken - so's your head. 
Oh Turtle Ted, Oh turtle Ted, 
Your shell's all broken - so's your head. 
In the road you thought you'd travel, 
Now you're ground into the gravel. 
Oh Turtle Ted, Oh turtle Ted, 
Your shell's all broken - so's your head. 

Oh Chicken Cluck, you never slowed 
As you went running across the road. 
Oh Chicken Cluck, you never slowed 
As you went running across the road. 
Despite the others' evidence, 
Please tell us why you had no sense. 
Oh Chicken Cluck, you never slowed 
As you went running across the road. 

Oh Rog the dog, Oh Rog the dog, 
Why did you jump on that green log? 
Oh Rog the dog, Oh Rog the dog, 
Why did you jump on that green log? 
You used to like to play and track. 
But now you are a 'gator's snack. 
Oh Rog the dog, Oh Rog the dog, 
Why did you jump on that green log? 

Oh Socks the fox, oh Socks the fox 
Why are you lying in the box? 
Oh Socks the fox, oh Socks the fox 
Why are you lying in the box? 
You did not see the hunter ahead 
And now your head is full of lead. 
Oh Socks the fox, oh Socks the fox 
Why are you lying in the box? 

Oh, Fred the fish, oh Fred the fish. 
Why are you lying on the dish? 
Oh Fred the fish, oh Fred the fish. 
Why are you lying on the dish? 
You did not see the hook ahead, 
And now your head is stuffed with bread. 
Oh, Fred the fish, oh Fred the fish. 
Why are you lying on the dish? 

Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, 
Why are you lying in the road? 
Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, 
Why are you lying in the road? 
You used to hop and jump about, 
And now your guts are spilling out. 
Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad, 
So sad you're lying in the road! 

Oh, Jake the snake, oh Jake the snake, 
Why are you belly up in the lake? 
Oh, Jake the snake, oh Jake the snake, 
Why are you belly up in the lake? 
You did not see that motor boat, 
Propeller got you by the throat. 
Oh, Jake the snake, oh Jake the snake, 
So sad you swam out in the lake! 

Oh Dale the deer, oh Dale the deer 
Oh how you used to have no fear 
Oh Dale the deer, oh Dale the deer 
Oh how you used to have no fear 
You looked into a hunter's gun 
And now you're lying on a bun 
Oh Dale the deer oh Dale the deer 
Oh how you used to have no fear 

Oh Hal the hawk, oh Hal the hawk 
Oh how you used to squawk squawk squawk 
Oh Hal the hawk oh Hal the hawk 
Oh how you used to squawk squawk squawk 
You flew so high you could not stop 
The 'copter's blades went chop chop chop 
Oh Hal the hawk oh Hal the hawk 
Oh how you used to squawk squawk squawk 

Oh Jan the giraffe oh Jan the giraffe 
Oh how you used to make us laugh 
Oh Jan the giraffe oh Jan the giraffe 
Oh how you used to make us laugh 
Into the bridge you drove your car 
Your head stayed near, the rest went far 
Oh Jan the giraffe oh Jan the giraffe 
Oh how you used to make us laugh 

Oh Carl the Coon, oh Carl the Coon 
We'll have to scrape you with a spoon, 
Oh Carl the Coon, oh Carl the Coon 
We'll have to scrape you with a spoon 
You did not see that transfer truck 
The passers-by, they all say yuck! 
Oh Carl the Coon, oh Carl the Coon 
We'll have to scrape you with a spoon.