Kataryna Dragonweaver
Sung To The Tune Of The Ship Titanic
Oh we built the Lemming Tavern
So we could drink a few
And we thought we had a tent
That the water would never go through
But the good Lord raised his hand
Said this tavern will never stand
It was sad when the tavern it came down
Chorus
It was sad -So sad
It was sad -So bad
It was sad when the tavern it came down -
Will we never get our drink
Good ladies, we think,
And lords lost their drink
It was sad when the tavern it came down.
Oh first at Dragonslayer, the wind it picked her up
And threw her, and blew her around like a top
The merchants all did frown,
Their goods were on the ground
It was sad when the tavern it came down
The next event was Quad War, we wanted it to stand
'Cause the rain had blown in and washed away the land
But the roof had torn a hole,
Through which the rain did blow
It was sad when the tavern it came down
At Clinton it was great, except where it was placed
'Cause the flies they tried to invade our happy base
So we swore never again to set up near the can
It was sad when the tavern it came down
Then at Sergeant's Trials, It almost would have last
But the wind from the north it blew a mighty blast
So we sat down and sewed the roof up again
It was sad when the tavern it came down
A new tent came to Quad War,
We thought our problems solved
By Clinton, the pole broke, our hope it dissolved
At Rivendell, well, we forgot the whole damn place
Thank God that we have next year so we can save some face.
Performer(s) Kataryna Dragonweaver