Lady Melusine Whitcroft, and others
Sung To The Tune Of Waltzing Mathilda
Note: also by Nerak la Tisserande, Vargskol Halfblood, Dragomyr the Cossack, Tivar Moondragon, and sundry others
Once a noble baron held his court in Bordermarch
Under the shade of the library.
And we sang as we marched down the sidewalk
In our funny clothes,
You'll come a freaking the mundanes with me.
Chorus (repeat 3rd line of each verse in the chorus):
Freaking the mundanes, Freaking the mundanes,
You'll come a freaking the mundanes with me.
And we sang as we marched down the sidewalk
In our funny clothes,
You'll come a freaking the mundanes with me.
Led by our Baron, we trooped into the corner bar.
"You must check your weapons!" the landlord cried.
And he stared as his bar disappeared beneath a pile of steel.
You'll come a freaking the mundanes with me.
Baldwin the bard goes strolling down I-25
Singing the songs as a minstrel free
And he sings as the tourists stare out from their passing cars,
You'll come a freaking the mundanes with me.
Birthday revel breaking up, some of us still going strong
"Let's go to Farrells!" we cried with glee
And we sang as they beat their drums and
Blew their sirens loud.
You'll come a freaking the mundanes with me.
Fighter practice in the park,
A chiming from the road was heard,
"Stand and deliver!" cried the bold company,
And they sang as they munched on their sno cones
And their ice cream bars
You'll come a freaking the mundanes with me.
Why sit at home and dream your dreams in solitude?
This will be fun, I guarantee.
Go put on your costume, strap your weapons by your side,
And come a freaking the mundanes with me