H 36 Donald Where's Your Trousers?
                                                Traditional

I just got in from the Isle of Skye 
I'm not very big and I'm awfully shy 
The ladies shout as I go by -- 
Donald where's your trousers? 

Chorus
Let the winds blow high, 
Let the winds blow low, 
Through the streets in my kilt I go -- 
And all the ladies say hello - - 
Donald where's your trousers? 

A lady took me to a ball 
And it was slippery in the hall 
I was afraid that I would fall 
'Cause I didn't have on my trousers 

They'd like to wed me everyone 
Just let them catch me if they can - - 
You canna put the brakes on a Highland man 
Who doesn't like wearing trousers.

To wear the kilt is my delight, 
It isn't wrong, I know it's right. 
The Highlanders would get afright 
If they saw me in trousers. 

Well I caught a cold and me nose was raw 
I had no handkerchief at all 
So I hiked up my kilt and I gave it a blow, 
Now you can't do that with trousers.