H 33 Marvelous SCA Toy 
                           Kataryna Dragonweaver
Sung To The Tune Of
Marvelous Toy

When I was just a wee little lad (alt: squire)
Full of health and joy
My Knight, he homeward came from war
And brought for me a toy
A wonder to behold it was
And Many colours bright
As soon as I laid eyes on it, 
It became my heart's delight.

It went swish when it missed,
And thwack when it hit
And whirr when it stood still
I never knew just what it was,
And I guess I never will...

The first time that I picked it up,
I had a big surprise 
For right upon its hilt were 
Two big green button eyes 
I first pushed one and then the other,
And then I twisted its tip
And when I set it down again,
This is what it did: 

It first marched left and
Then marched right 
And then marched under a chair 
And when l looked where it had gone,
It wasn't even there:
I started to cry, my knight just laughed, 
For he knew I would find, 
When l turned around again
It hit me from behind. 

Well, the years have gone by
Too quickly, it seems, 
I have my own little squire 
And yesterday I gave to him
My marvelous little toy. 
His eyes nearly popped
Right out of his head 
And he gave a squeal of glee, 
Neither one of us knows
Just what it is, 
But he loves it, just like me.