H 16 Mundane 
                           Maister Iago ab Adam,
                           Barony of Seagirt, Tir Righ
Sung To The Tune Of Everybody Knows You Name

Living each day in the SCA takes everything you've got
Getting a break from all that sewing sure would help a lot
Ooohhh wouldn't you like to get away
Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody is Mundane
And you've only got one name
You want to go where there's no armour no one wearing chain
You want to go where everybody is mundane

You're getting sick of Italian Ren's and all those Celtic Folk
Taking a break from all that punning, all of Jame's jokes
Ooohhh wouldn't you like to get away
Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody is Mundane
And nobody's heard of Skain,
You want to go where you don't have to watch your friends get slain
You want to go where everybody is mundane

Your fathers sisters not your Aunt your Uncle is your son
To make things worse your own dear mother was born when you were one
Ooohhh wouldn't you like to get away
Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody is Mundane
And you've only got one name
You want to go where no one plays that damn Tablero game
You want to go where everybody is Mundane.