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Sung To The Tune Of Old Time Religion
Chorus
Give me that real old time religion (3X)
It's good enough for me!
We will worship Aphrodite,
She'll be out there in her nightie ;
Sure , She's mighty wild and Flighty ,
But she's good enough for me!
We'll sing praises to Apollo .
Where the Sun-God leads, I'll follow .
Though his head's a little hollow ;
He's still good enough for me!
There are some who practice Shinto .
There are Witches; Saints and Hindo's;
There's no telling what WE'RE into !
And that's good enough for me !
There will be a lots of fun and lovin' ,
When we're meetin' in our Coven ,
Quit yer pushin' and yer shovin' !
So there's room enough for me !
We will all go and be Druids,
We'll drinking strange fermented fluids,
And dance naked through the woo-ids,
Which is good enough for me.
It was good enough for Loki .
He thinks Thor's a little Hokey.
Tho he couldn't take a Jokey ,
He's still good enough for me!
We will go and worship Venus ,
She's the cutest ,but the meanest ,
Just last week she bit my ---- elbow ,
And it's good enough for me.
We will read from the Kabahlah .
Dance around and sing Tra La La .
It won't get us to Valhalla ;
But it's good enough for me!
Well I'm tired of Ronald Reagan .
He's too square to be a pagan ,
Let's all vote for Carl Sagan !
He's good enough for me .
We will go to worship Kali,
She will help us in our folly .
She'd be quite an armful, golly !
And she's good enough for me.
Let us worship old Jehovah ,
All you other gods move on ovah .
Cause the one God's takin' over ;,
And it's good enough for me
We will pray to Father Zeus .
In his temple we'll hang loose .
Eating roast beef au jus,
And that's good enough for me.
We all worship Aphrodite,
And Her sister bold Astarte,
For they'll throw a real wild party,
And that's good enough for me!
When you go to worship Odin;
You don't need a tie and coat on .
Grab a sword and slap some woad on ;
And that's good enough for me!
Let us praise the Holy Fool !
For he's breaking all the rules !
Holds you up to ridicule ,
And that's good enough for me!
Shall we sing our praise to Thor ,
Though he leaves the maidens sore ?
They always come back for more ,
So he's good enough for me !
Shall we sing in praise of Loki ,
Though he left poor Midgard smokey ?
Oh, his sense of humor's hokey ,
But he's good enough for me .
There's one thing that I do know ;
Zeus' favorite She is Juno !
'Cause she's awful good at --you know!
And that's good enough for me!
Let us dance tonight with Dionysus ,
Get drunk on Mead with spices ,
And women who know what "Vice's"
They're good enough for me !
We'll invoke the blessed Namber ,
And the Unicorn of Amber ;
While the Wizard's raise a clamber !
They're all good enough for me!
One-eyed Odin we will follow ;
Through the fighting we will wallow .
For he drinks his Mead in Swalllows !
Which is good enough for me !
Let us call an Elemental ,
For a temporary rental .
Just as long as it is gentle ;
It's still good enough for me!
All the hunters start convergin' .
When Diana is emergin' .
It's too bad she's still a virgin .
Yet there's hope enough for me !
Let's go worship Great Cthulhu ,
You and me and Mr. Sulu .
We'll run naked like a Zulu ,
And that's good enough for me!
I don't really go for Shinto .
It's just something I'm not into !
Tho I guess I could begin to ;
'Cause it's good enough for me!
We will sing our praise to Pan ,
The original ramblin' man .
He seduced on the family plan,
And that's good enough for me .
We went off to worship Venus ,
By the Gods!You should have seen us!
Now the Clinic has to screen us...
But that's good enough for me!
We will go and worship Isis ,
She's so helpful in a crisis .
Hope she hasn't raised her prices
For she's good enough for me!
It was good enough for Sappho ,
With her lady on her lap-o ,
She put Lesbians on the map-o .
With her pagan poetry !
We will gather at our saunas .
When the spirit comes upon us .
To perform the Rites of Faunus ;
And that's good enough for me!
It was good for old Jehovah ,
When his son became a "Nova" ;
Hey there Mithras move on ova' ,
'Cause it's good enough for me .
Well the Christians all are humming ,
'Cause they say their God is coming,
But the Pagan's they are Drumming ;
And that's good enough for me.
Let us sing the praise of Horus ,
As our fathers did before us .
We're the New Egyptian Chorus ,
And we sing in harmony!
Watch us celebrating Bacchus ,
Though his rites are rather raucous ,
Till you've tried it please don't knock us
'Cause it's good enough for me .
Don't neglect that shrine of Zeus's ;
Though he's lost his vital juices ;
Still the old boy has his uses ,
And He's good enough for me .
Let us all give praise to Hermes ,
He will keep away the germies ,
With his staff entwined with wormies ,
Which is good enough for me .
Let us worship chaste Diana ,
She's been chased since she began-a;
Chased from Rome to Texarkana ,
And she's good enough for me .
Here's an invitation for us ,
To go out and worship Horus ,
Doff your clothes and join the chorus ,
'Cause he's good enough for me .
Good old Thor the god of thunder ,
Really helps us get our plunder .
Tho his head is still truly dunder ;
He still good enough for me !
We will go and worship Buddha ,
Of the Gods there are none cuter ;
Comes in silver , brass , and pewter ,
Which is good enough for me .
Asmodeus will excite us ,
To an orgy he'll invite us ;
He may have his high priest bite us !
But that's good enough for me .
It was good enough for Odin,
Though the tremblin' got forbodin' ;
Then the giants finally strode in ,
But it's good enough for me.
We will even worship Yoda ;
Though he's small as an iota ,
He fulfills his Jedi quota ,
Which is good enough for me .
We are the Knights of Jedi ,
In us the "Force" is ready ;
Grab your "sabers" ; throw confetti ,
It's all good enough for me.
I have got a strange religion ;
We all worship a Giant Pigeon !
Is it sacred ? Just a smidgen !
But it's good enough for me !
But the true religion's Science !
Where we place our great reliance .
'Cause it's laws don't take defiance !
And that's good enough for me !
In the church of Aphrodite ;
The Priestess wears
a see-through nightie!
She's a mighty righteous sightie !
And she's good enough for me !
I'll go get my golden sickle ,
And I'll wear it where it tickles .
It ain't used for cuttin' pickles !
But it's good enough for me !
We will all bow down to Venus ,
As we dance upon Mt. Zenos ,
We will worship with our -- voice ;
And that's good enough for me!
We will jump the old bonfire ,
While the flames are soarin' higher ,
If you miss you join the pyre ,
And that's good enough for you!
Let us praise Quetzalcoatl,
When he landed near Seattle,
Blessed the crops and spooked the cattle,
But that's good enough for me.
If you want to start religions,
If you want to start religions,
You'll need temples, you'll need pigeons,
And that's good enough for me.
We will all bow down to Mithra,
Whom we learned about at Ithra,
Slay the bull, and play the zithra,
On that resurrection day.
Performer(s) Thorvald Grimsson