H 09 Roderick's Cavalier 
                          Lord "The" Roderic Temple,
                          Barony of Seagirt, Tir Righ
Sung To The Tune Of Barrett's Privateers

Oh my persona's 1648
How I wish I was in period now
But they say my garb is much too late
Won't let me pass the Tourney Gate

Chorus
God damn the BOD
I was told we're fine until King Charles's head rolled in '49
Plus one more year
But they saw my lace and called me queer
That's the last of Roderick's Cavalier

They took me to a lass 18
How I wish I was in period now
With a key of gold and a baldrick green
And the scummiest garb I've ever seen

She reached into her bag of tricks
How I wish I was in period now
Said you in Viking garb I'll fix
With curtains from the Motel 6

I traded in my velvet tights
How I wish I was in period now
For a fake fur bearskin orange bright
And now I'm dressed just like a Knight

Performer(s) Christine the Good