BS 45 Christine the Good
                      Lady Viridis Aletha Solari 

There's a maiden o' the land that you all know really well
Of her talents and abilities I'm sure you have heard tell
With her singin' and her dancin' she surely weaves a spell
So sing along with me if this tale starts to ring a bell;

Oh, you say you never would
And she takes you by the hand
Oh, you swear you never could
Do what she tells you that she's planned
She's a temptress in a bodice
Like pourin' whiskey in your blud
But you'll find you can't resist
The wiles o' Christine the Good!

Oh, I won't go into details here, this ain't a bawdy song
And if I started telling you, I'd be singin' all night long!
Suffice to say she's earned her name, and no one's got it wrong
But if you plan to check the facts, your heart'd best be strong!

Oh, you say you never would
And she takes you by the hand
Oh, you swear you never could
Do what she tells you that she's planned
She's a temptress in a bodice
Like pourin' whiskey in your bluid
But you'll find you can't resist
The wiles o' Christine the Good!

She's got a smile for everyone, sure to please the heart o' any lad
She's got a trick of the tongue or two that fair could drive you mad
But if you think you're not good for her, well darlin' don't be sad
For I hear this girl's got a twin that they call Christine the Bad!

Oh, you say you never would
And she takes you by the hand
Oh, you swear you never could
Do what she tells you that she's planned
She's a temptress in a bodice
Like pourin' whiskey in your bluid
But you'll find you can't resist
The wiles o' Christine the Good! 

Performer(s) Viridis Aletha Solari