He Needs Me Darn It
by Lady Annys Bradwardyn
Filk of Nancy’s Song from Oliver! The Musical
As long as he needs me
You bet he does need me
For he’s my knight you see
And I know he needs me
Who else would mend his sword
And tape his broken board
Who kneels and calls him lord
Yes I do he needs me
He doesn’t fight the way he should
He’d sleep with others if he could
But all the same I’ll make him train
My way
If your man’s lazy than you will know
They damn well need you to run the show
The greed I feel inside
Lust for power I have to hide
As I stand by his side
You know that he needs me
If I were born a man
From some more violent clan
I’d have a different plan
But for now he needs me