H 50 Dead Celts Roating On An Open Fire
                                              Kaeso Maximius Tiberius 
Sung To The Tune Of
Ring of Fire, Johnny Cash

Dead Celts roasting on an open fire
Short swords nipping at your nose
Wartime songs being sung by a legion
And corpses dressed in shades of woad

Ev'rybody knows a Druid and some mistletoe
Help to keep the fire bright
Tiny Celts, with their homes all aglow
Won't find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Caesar's on his way
He's finding lots of Celt barbarians to slay
And every mother's child is gonna fry
After the Romans make their parents die

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To Celts from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
"Rome will always beat you!"