Carolus Mediocrous,
Mordecai Salzer,
John MacLeod,
Kalen of Ardvreck,
James D'Orleans
Sung To The Tune Of Scarborough Faire
Written at Avacal Championship July AS XXV
Are you going to Dragonwood Faire?
Muskol, smoke, rainwater and beer.
Remember me to one you'll find there;
He was once a sergeant of mine.
Tell him to make me an axe of rattan.
Muskol, smoke, rainwater and beer.
With no hose clamps, duct tape nor foam.
Then he'll be a sergeant of mine.
Tell him to find me a clean gambeson.
Muskol, smoke, rainwater and beer.
With no sweat stains, loose threads nor tears.
Then he'll be a sergeant of mine.
Tell him to find me a castle to hold.
Muskol, smoke, rainwater and beer.
Without any rats, bed bugs or mold.
Then he'll be a sergeant of mine.
Tell him to cook me a period feast.
Muskol, smoke, rainwater and beer.
Without a Coleman or Teflon pans.
Then he'll be a sergeant of mine.
Tell him to dance me a stately pavan.
Muskol, smoke, rainwater and beer.
Without tripping over his fair lady's feet.
Then he'll be a sergeant of mine.
Are you going to Dragonwood Faire?
Muskol, smoke, rainwater and beer.
Remember me to one you'll find there;
He was once a sergeant of mine